accepted-nerdom:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

usually

I love how Drake loses it

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

undercover-witch:

microcroft:

urban legends  (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

lolzpicx:

last week on hell’s kitchen

this week on hell’s kitchen

next week on hell’s kitchen

lunarlabcoats:

lawrencetheshark:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you…

I TRIED SO HARD

AND I GOT SO FAR

BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER

It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke

asylum-countess:

danrdarrenc:

dimpuch:

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”

I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP